New bar in town. (Trans. from Rus.)

A man (M) comes into a bank to get a loan. A clerk (C) meets him and asks him what's he going to do with the money. M:"I am going to start a Fag-Bar". C:" Thats something new, why do you think people will come to your bar?" M:"Well, all of the guys in all of the boy bands are fags - they will come, all of the politicians are fags - they will come, all movie critics are fags - they will come". C: "I am sorry, but I dont think we can land you the money." M:" Well then you are also welcome!"

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