… where is he is met by God and Jesus. God says he has proposal for the devil. If the devil can complete a 10,000 word essay before Jesus, God will relinquish his control over earth and let the devil do as he pleases. Eager to accept the challenge, the devil and Jesus begin typing furiously. Being an avid redditor, the devil is easily burning Jesus at a 155 wpm pace. However, just after eclipsing 9,500 words there was power outage and both computers must reboot. The devil is forced to start his essay over while Jesus picks back up with the 8,000 words he had already written.
“This isn’t fair!” exclaimed the devil, “why does Jesus get to start back up at 8,000 words but I must start over?”
God looks at the devil with a smirk on his face and says, “Jesus saves.”
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