Last week two employees of the Teck Mining Company got into an argument, apparently over parking spaces. The argument escalated into a full on fist fight on work premises. Other coworkers tried to break up the fight but eventually one of them grabbed a large piece of mining equipment and began smashing the others car with it causing it to catch fire which quickly spread to the McDonald's next door resulting in it burning to the ground. Finally the police arrived to put a stop to it. No one was arrested, no charges were filed and there weren't any reports of it in the media. Which makes sense. Afterall, there were only MINER damages!
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