network guy

some friends and i started coming up with network guy jokes a few days ago and here are some of the good ones. please add your own in the comments.

network guy gets to his girlfriends house after being on the road all day. she asks him how it was and he says it was a hard drive.

network guy is about to have crazy sex with his girlfriend and she asks if he wants to use a safe word and he says "of course im always password protected"

network guy goes to a dispensary and tries a new strain called wall he coughs out a big hit and says "man that's fire wall".

network guy goes to band practice and says they should be called 999 megabytes because they dont have a gig yet.

network guy is sold drugs in college and there were 25 other dealers that all went by a letter from the alphabet. network guy is picking up a package from another dealer. a friend walks up to him and asks if he is picking up from s and he says nah ios.

sorry for the horrid jokes and thanks for reading!

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