Paddy's wife had enough of the barking dog next door. She hadn't slept in a week. She nudged her husband and persuaded him to go speak to their neighbour to get something done about it. So paddy put his slippers on and went downstairs. After a few minutes the barking stopped. "Thank heavens for that" she said to herself. Moments later paddy returned to bed. "thanks very much my love, I thought I would never get any sleep". "No worries" said paddy. Just as she was drifting to a peaceful sleep, the barking began again. "Ahh for fuck sake paddy, it's started again". "I know love, I put the dog out our back garden to see how that bitch next door likes it".
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