Native American Name

A young native american boy is curious about how they get the names that they have, and so he asks his mother the following question:
Boy: Mother, how do we get the names that we have?
Mother: Well, you see, our tribe is very spiritual, and in touch with nature, so the first thing we see after a child is born is thought of as a sign from nature, so we name the child that. For example, when I was born, my father saw two eagles soaring across the sky, so I was named Soaring Eagle. Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?

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