Nasty World Records

Here's some lesser known World Records:


MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED
Michelle Monaghan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her
stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.


LONGEST PUBES
Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the
armpits and 28 inches from her vagina.


MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH
Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation,
completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina.


ZIT POPPING
In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a zit
and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of
7ft 1inch.


WORST DRINK
The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely
drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their
wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very
recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent
aphrodisiac.


MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL
This is available from a few select bars in New York. It
contains tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, a spoonful of
French mustard and a dash of lime. It is not mixed, but served
with a tampon (unused) instead of a cocktail umbrella and is
known as a 'Cunt Pump'.


GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN
Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of
seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height
(12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle
velocity, with 42.7mph.


LONGEST TURD
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who
produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which
was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned
from 134 washrooms in his state.


MOST PROLONGED FART
Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an
officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.


Anbody beat any of these ??