A Hanging Affair

This guy is at a dance and spots a really great looking girl at
the next table facing him. So he walks over to her and asks if
she would like to dance. She said, "I don't dance." He then
takes her by the hand to lift her up when he notices she was in
a wheelchair. Feeling terrible he apologizes and says, "Allow me
to take you on a date to make up for what I have done." She
agrees to the next Saturday night.


He arrives to pick her up and meets her father, who is about 6'6
and 260lbs who informs him to be good to his little girl. They
go to a drive-in and see a R rated movie and the guy gets pretty
worked up but her being the way she was he does nothing except a
lot of kissing.


On the way home she says she was surprised that he has not tried
anything, and that she was horny as hell. He asks, "What can we
do with the way you are?" She replies, "Stop at the big oak tree
on the way home and


They stop and she says, "Carry me over to the tree." He does and
finds two ropes hanging down with loops in the bottoms. She
says, "Put each one of my legs in the rope and we can get
started." He does and they are there for about two hours before
he takes her home.


On the way home she says, "I just have to tell my dad about what
a great time I had tonight and what a great lover you are!" He
pleads for her not to and thinks he can get her to the door and
be gone before she can do so.


When they arrive at the door her dad opens it when they walk up.
She tells him as soon as the door is opened and the father grabs
the guy by the arm and says, "I want to shake your hand, because
they usually leave her hanging in the tree and I have to go get
her down."