The mother of three children is lying in the hospital on her death bed.
Her daughter Rose walks in, "Mom, why did you name me rose?" "Because the day you were born a rose petal fell on your head so we named you 'Rose.'"
Then, her daughter Orchid asked her, "Mom, then how come I'm named Orchid?" "Because when you were born, an orchid petal fell out of the sky onto your head so we named you 'Orchid.'"
"HIMYefbeuykfhikgfshk9wih8mhkjfmblafkjkc!!!11!" "Shut the hell up, Cinder Block."
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