Q: Didn't I tell you to clean up this mess?
A: I'm sorry, you must have confused me with someone from a parallel
universe.
A: No habla ingales
A: Have I told you how nice you look today?
A: I did, but my evil twin messed it up again.
Q: Why can't you be more like your brother?
A: Just lucky, I guess.
A: I tried, but his clothes just don't fit me.
A: Sorry, but i'm not into geekieness.
A: Hasn't our family suffered enough?
A: I'd rather be more like the dog.
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