Man goes to the doctor, "Doctor, my penis is orange. What can I do about it?"
Doctor scratches his head, says "I've never seen anything like it. Take these pills and come back in a week and see if there are any changes."
The guy comes back in a week, his dick is still orange.
Doctor says, "Let's see if we can figure out what is causing this. Tell me about your life-style."
Guy says "I'm single, live alone, just a normal type."
Doctor: "How do you spend your evenings?"
"I like to watch porno videos and eat Cheetos. Why?"
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