My wife and I were at the marriage counselor

And I told the counselor, "whenever I say anything she just coughs and clears her throat." My wife said, "well, he does the same when I say anything." The counselor asked us, " do either of you have anything to hide?" And we both told him, "that's the problem there are no Sucrets between us!"

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