DIEEEE in RUSSIAN means...

My 1.5 y.o. says "die" when she needs smth, because it means "Give me" in Russian. I'm Russian, my husband is American. So, when his big family was all together, and he did not give her what she wanted, she screamed on top of her lungs "DIEEE!!!!"

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