We met with our town's catholic priest this past Sunday to talk about becoming catholic. He gave us a long list of requirements we would have to fulfill (what we could/couldn't eat, say, do, etc.) and at the end of our meeting he said, "Oh yeah and one more thing, until next Sunday you must abstain from sex."
I hesitantly looked at my wife, "Okay... I guess that's okay." So the week went by and we met the next Sunday before mass to talk with the priest. He started, "So how'd it go this week?"
"Pretty good..." I began. "Except for one thing. It was really difficult to go a whole week without having sex... Yesterday, my wife bent down to pick up a box of cereal, and I couldn't resist. We tore each other's clothes off and went at it right there on the floor."
"Well I'm sorry," replied the priest. "But we can't let you into the church."
"That's okay," I said. "They won't let us back into Walmart again either."
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