She was window shopping when a beautiful pair of red shoes caught her eye, and as she stood admiring them, the clerk came out and asked if he could help hen The girl admitted that she'd spent all her money, but that she'd do anything to get her hands on those red shoes. The clerk thought it over for a moment. "I think we can work out a deal," he told her. "Go lie down on the couch in the back room." Soon he came in and closed the door. "So do you want those shoes bad enough to put out for them?" he asked.
When she nodded, he pulled down his pants, exposing a hard-on about nine-inches long. "Honey, I'll screw you with this big cock of mine until you squirm with pleasure and scream in ecstasy and go wild with desire." "I don't get much of a kick out of sex, but go tight ahead," said the girl, spreading her legs and lying back. Sure she couldn't last long, the salesman started pumping away, but she lay there like a dishrag. Pretty soon he'd come twice and began to worry about getting soft, so he started going at it for all he was worth. Sure enough he felt her arms go around his neck and her legs tighten around his waist. "Best you've ever had, right?" chortled the man. "Ina couple of seconds you'll be coming like crazy." "Oh, no, it's not that," said the girl. "I'm just trying on my new shoes."
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