My wife and I made a deal that whoever woke up first on our anniversary, would have to wake the other with oral sex...

Nice Dinner

A female's version of a nice dinner: 1. He pickes you up in his car. 2....

What do sex in a...

They’re both fucking close to water.

Bridge is like sex.

If you don't have a partner you better have a good hand

Sex doggie style

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Does your...

Why don't Boxers...

They don't like eachother

A man was at the...

...when he hears a voice, "Don't do that, I can help you..." He turns around...

The Top 12 Signs...

12> Reading circle guffaws at every "See Dick go. Go Dick. Go. Go....

Three words

Q:What are the three words you DON'T want to hear when having sex?...

[NSFW] A guy is...

... the friends obviously ask why he is late and he responds: "Wow, you won't...

Out Golfing

There once was a man who was so fanatical about his golf game that he used...