I was driving through America and I was getting tired so I parked my UHaul at motel and noticed that there was a strip club next door. Being bored and having some time to kill -I went next door and found an empty seat in front of a pole dancer.
The guy next to me was this really burly guy with a scar on his face and missing teeth in the front. He was wearing a stained wifebeater tank top and overalls. I was a little frightened of his gruff appearance and I think he could somehow sense it.
"How'd you like me to buy you a beer?" He asked.
"You are too kind, thanks." I said and we started chatting. He was a bricklayer and an amateur cage wrestler. His name was Billy-Wayne and seemed nice enough, if not scary.
And then the announcer shouted out the next dancer "Let's welcome Bobby-Sue to the stage." This five foot blonde bombshell comes on stage and starts spinning around the pole. She was top heavy but very tiny compared to me and my new friend.
Billy-Wayne hollered at the girl, slapped me on the back and shouted over the music.
"What you think about Bobby-Sue?"
I mean, honestly the girl wasn't for me. She was way shorter than both Billy-Wayne and myself. I made the mistake of saying the first thing that came to my mind. "I bet she has a tight pussy."
Billy-Wayne's smile fell. It was at that moment that I noticed a distinct similarity between him and the gyrating stripper on the dance floor. Beyond the scarred face and the missing teeth -they both had the same blue eyes.
"That's my sister, you're talking about."
Oh, shit. "Billy-Wayne, I didn't know."
He smiled again. "It's not as tight as her butthole."
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