BEST JOKE EVER

A guy walks in to bar and tells everyone he has the best joke ever.

Everyone tunes in.

"So a blonde, a jew, a priest, a black guy, a banana, and a clown walk in to a bar. They talk about how they are always the butt of jokes. They all drink together, bond, and feel a bit better about themselves. It's closing time. The jew and the priest share a cab, because the Jew won't pay and the priest will forgive him. The blonde goes home with the black guy... cuz you know ;). The clown races after them with a banana in his pants. Turns out the black guy and the Jew are room mates. The Jew is just getting out of the cab when the Priest says, "Aren't you going to chip in for the fare?" Panicking, the Jew guns it for the entrance to his building. The Priest is coming right after him. The black guy is just opening the door to his apartment for his blonde lady friend. The Jew and the Priest try to run past them, but they smash in to the blonde and knock her over. The black guy hurries over to separate the mess. Just then the clown comes running in and hits the black guy from behind. They all fall in to a pile. Everyone for some reason focuses on the clown, "Why are you here?" The clown says enthusiastically, "Potassium helps with hangovers." Everyone chuckles."

Everyone at the bar is in shock, "How is that best joke ever?"

The guy responds, "How is it not?"

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