...so I took them to see the doctor today.
"Do you smoke cigarettes in the house?" the doctor asked me.
"Yes." I replied. "About 20 a day."
"That's terrible!" He said, shaking his head. "Your habit is probably affecting your children more than it's affecting you. My advice to you would be to give them up."
"Fair enough, doc." I said, shaking his hand, "I'll call social services in the morning!!
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