Weirdest thing just happened. I was driving down the road and out of fucking no where I see Big Foot. I shit you not, it's fucking Big Foot. What's even stranger? He had a fuckin bitch with him. A 9 foot tall, hairy as fuck female version of himself.
Let's get weirder? She had her puss puss shaved. Everything else was hairy as shit, but not the puss puss. Big Foot's bitch shaves her puss puss. Do you know why? She wants to please her man. Hell, I'll admit I kinda checked it out. I considered walking up to her and introducing myself, but I've seen way too many "messin with sasquatch" videos.
I then realized her puss puss wasn't as beefy as one or two of my ex girlfriend's lady parts, which made me feel very bad about myself. Anyway, this is supposed to be motivational to anyone who may feel lonely. If Big Foot can get some puss puss, then so can you, sir. So can you....
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