They go to the movies and they're at the concession stand. The cashier asks the woman if she wants the theaters new hotdog, popcorn, and soft drink special. She politely declines, "Oh no I couldn't, I'm a vegan."
Anyway, they young couple goes into the theater and watch the movie. He has his arm around her and she's been cozy the whole time.
On the way home, he pulls over on a side road with a view of the night sky. She asks him why they're pulled over. "Well I just figured we had such a nice night, you know..." He trails off. "Just say it babe, what's on your mind?" She asks him.
Blushing a little, he tells her, "I think it's time we took this to the next level, like maybe you could give me a blowjob?"
She shrieks and smacks him! "HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING, YOU KNOW I DON'T EAT MEAT!"
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