How many agile programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to write the web page. One to make the video proclaiming the changing to be the next step towards the singularity. One to upload the video to Kickstarter. One to send out invitations to a meeting to decide whether to use Scrum or another method. One to argue that the way the invitations were sent out was a privacy violation. One to suggest that the team should have used a different framework for the JavaScript on the web page. One to insist that everything be open source. And finally one to note that it's impossible to change the bulb in the dark anyway so the focus of the project really needs to be about new lighting technologies.