My son told he might be gay, but he wasn't sure.
So I put on some gay porn, and asked, "Well, does this turn you on?"
Disgusted, he said, "Not really."
"Why?" I asked. "Do the penises and hairy bums not do it for you?"
"They usually do," he replied. "But not when it's you and uncle Kenny."
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