I had to go see my doctor today because I’m having an unusual problem. I say to him, “I’ve got a problem, every time I finish masturbating I sing the American national anthem”.

Prostate exam

— Okay, I’m going to give you a prostate exam. — … — It won’t hurt a bit…...

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Era un ni�o tan feo, pero tan feo, que cuando naci� la mam� le pregunt� al...

College

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A 3 months...

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Headaches

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A man who...

Patient: "Doctor, is there anything we can do to replace my eye?" Doctor:...

Child birth

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A lady almost 9...

When she wakes up, she is in a hospital bed. Doctor: "We had to deliver...

Mistake

If God makes a mistake, it is fate. If a barber makes a mistake, it is a...

Snake Bite

Two cowboys are riding into town when they decide they need to take a pee....