And because we have shitty Comcast, I had to print out a list of the channels that we DO get. Because they're not in order and you don't know that you get a channel until you decide you want to watch the show on it.
Anyway, I said to her sarcastically, "Oh look we get the CatholicTV channel!" (My roommate is Jewish)
Then she said, "Do they have a JewishTV Channel?"
I said, "Nope, sorry"
Then she asked, "Whyyyy?"
I replied, "They were going to make one but no one wanted to pay for it."
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