So I'll share with you guys my favorite joke from disneyland ' s jungle cruise. So on the ride you get to a hippo bathing pool and the skipper will shoot a warning shot to scare them away. So on the ride we get to the hippo pool and the skipper says "and here we have 8 of the rarest most endangered hippos in the world." Then he stops starts counting the hippos and says "wait a minute, 4,2,3,..." and he shoots his gun and says "8, 8 of the rarest and most endangered hippos in the whole world"
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