Some older people at a nursing home are complaining about getting older. One picks up his coffee and says "I'm getting so old I can barely lift my arm to pick up my coffee"
Someone sitting next to him says, "My cataracts is so bad I can barely see my coffee."
Someone behind them then says, "I can't even turn my head anymore" and everyone in the room nods in agreement.
The optimist among them then says, "Hey its not so bad, at least we all still have our drivers license."
Extra backstory: I went to Church with my grandparents today, and my grandpa wanted to drive. He is 77 years old and an awful driver. It takes both my grandparents to drive. My grandpa steers and my grandma sits in the back to tell him when he can switch lanes, back up, anything like that (because he can't turn his head). He also doesn't observe speed limit signs. He doesn't drive fast, its just whatever the speed limit is he cruises around 25mph. The road to my church has a speed limit of 40. His response while driving? "Hm looks like we're holding up traffic a bit, Granny! can I get over?" *merges before she answers* Needless to say, God was with us on the drive there and back.
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