. It was night and they were startled to hear the sound of banging when they saw an old man at one of the tombstones. "Oh, you surprised us. We thought you were a ghost", one of the men said. "What are you doing here in the middle of the night?", the other one asked. The old man replied, "These idiots! They spelt my name wrong!"
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