A lady begins her first shot of the day off the tee. Unfortunately it slices
and before she can yell FORE! It hits a man about 150 yrds away.
The man throws his hands together, reaches in between his legs and drops!
Feeling terrible about this, the lady runs to him and says, "Are you alright?"
He just moans rolling back and forth on the ground with his hands at his crotch.
She says, "Let me help you. I'm a masseuse and I'll massage that for you till
the pain goes away!"
So she moves his hands and begins to massage his privates quite gently. He
begins looking a bit better and she asks, "Does that feel good, are you
alright?" To which the man replies, "Ya that feels great! But my thumb is still
killing me from the ball!"
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