A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!"
I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs, I was in the wrong one.
Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by calamjo
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