My other car is a bomb This vehicle makes wide right turns into buildings Allah is my co-pilot My other car is a flying carpet.

My other car is a bomb This vehicle makes wide right turns into buildings Allah is my co-pilot My other car is a flying carpet. I'd rather be Jihading. If you don't like the way I drive, stay out of the World Trade Center Keep honking. I am rewiring. Visualize World Jihad 0 to KABOOM in .2 seconds. Support our suicidal extremists My 12-year-old can blow up your honor student In case of Jihad this car will be exploded What part of ULLULULULULULULU did you not understand? - Allah 72 Virgins or Bust! Martyrs do it like it's their last time My kid and YOUR money go to Gitomo Bay. I'm Muslim but you're ugly and I can blow myself up Baby Terrorist On Board If you can read this, there's a car bomb in the trunk. After I pray, I slay. Proud parent of Suicide Bomber! A terrorist is my co-pilot Fatah you looking at? Don't blame me, I voted for Saddam Honk if you Beat your Wife If the van is a rockin Allah will soon be knockin Driver carries only $20 worth of C4

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