Black British Actor Idris Elba has just broken the "Flying Mile" UK landspeed record on a Welsh beach in a Bentley, a classic British car, touching about 180 mph. He is widely tipped to be the next James Bond.

In other news, Leeroy Watson of Crawfordsberg, Alabama, was recently stopped by police doing 36 mph in a 35 mph zone. His funeral is next Thursday.

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