CAREFUL! Another "don't drink coffee while reading this unless you like cleaning your desktop monitor!!"
My old lady turned to me during her mother’s funeral and hissed, “When we get home, I’m going to make you ∫cuking pay for this!”
For the life of me I couldn’t think of what I had done wrong. Maybe it’s because I wasn’t sharing my popcorn.
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