He loved them more than anything. He had tractor wallpaper, tractor bedsheets, everything! One day he went to a farm exhibition and rushed straight to the tractors, however, in a freak accident one falls over and crushes his dad. He gets rid of all his tractor memerobillia and renounces them for good.
A few years pass and he is a grown man. He walks into a bar. He sees a woman with tears in her eyes.
"What's wrong?" He asks
"The smoke in this bar is stinging my eyes."
The boy sucks in all the smoke, holds it in his lungs, walks outside and blows it all out. He goes back in and the woman says
" That's so much better! How did you do that?"
The man says " Its nothing. I'm an ex-tractor fan"
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