After seeing a 60 Minutes special on break-ins I did a quick walk around of my house to see how easy it would be to break in.
It only took a couple minutes to realize how easy it would be to break in through the back door or a window. Looking at various home alarm systems, I realized that I couldn't afford a subscription to any of them.
Still worried about a break-in, I got a subscription to Guns and Ammo. I don't own any guns, but I leave copies around where I think someone will break in.
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