Charlie: Ohhhhhhhh shit! Look at that door, dude. See that door there? The one marked "Pirate"? You think a pirate lives in there?

Dennis: I see a door marked "Private". Is that the door you're talking about?

Charlie: Nah, I was talking abou... I didn't say... did you... what did you hear?

Dennis Reynolds: I heard you say there was a door marked "Pirate".

Charlie Kelly: Well, are we gonna talk about pirates all day or are we gonna see what's living in there?

Dennis Reynolds: You're the one that... Jesus Christ, man. Shit.

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