They arrive at Heaven’s gate and see St. Peter. He welcomes the nuns and says “Before you enter, you must each answer 1 question.”
The nuns agree.
Peter pulls the first nun aside and asks “Who was the mother of Jesus?”.
The nun answers “Oh that’s easy! Her name is Mary!”.
Peter says “That’s correct!” and sends the first nun on through the gates. He turns to the second nun and asks “Your question is a little tougher. How books are in the Bible?”
The nun answers quickly “There are 66 books in the Bible!”. Peter says “That’s correct!” and sends her through the gates.
Peter turns to the last nun and says “Now, you were somewhat of a mentor to the other nuns and you guided them through hard times, so your question is a hard one.” The nun agrees and Peter asks “What was the first thing that Eve said when she saw Adam?”
The nun pauses for a moment, thinks, and says “Hmmm, that IS a hard one”
Peter screams “THAT’S CORRECT!”
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