My neighbour tells me that he's poured a trail of spiced wine all the way from my house to his. But when I go outside to check...

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There is no truth to the allegation that statisticians are mean. They are...

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A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to itemize...

What bus crossed...

Columbus

This is probably...

The plane begins going down due to too much weight. They quickly agree that...

how do you know...

your dads cock tastes like blood.

Whenever you go...

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What kind of ant...

What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !

New car radio

this guy got a new car radio you shout soul it plays soul you shout rock it...

Cajun Virgin

In the middle of his honeymoon, the young hillbilly bridegroom left his...

A guy walks goes...

The bartender asks, "What's the occasion?" As he's downing the fifth shot,...