The bartender asks, "What's the occasion?"
As he's downing the fifth shot, the guy replies, "First blowjob."
The bartender says, "Congratulations, let me give you one more on the house!"
The guy says, "No thanks, if five doesn't get the taste out of my mouth, one more won't help."
([the post](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2yhlf0/a_man_goes_to_a_bar/) that reminded me of this joke)
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