My Momma Told Me Not to

A little boy was playing and his mom told him not to go to far
away from the house. He said OK.


A little girl walked by and said, "would you walk me home?" and
he said, "my momma told me not to and I don't think I wanna."
"I'll give you 5 pieces of bubble gum," she said. He said OK.


Then she said, "walk me up to my room?" He said, "my momma told
me not to and I don't think I wanna." She said, "I'll give you
10 pieces of bubble gum." and he said OK.


Then she said, "take off your clothes." "My momma told me not to
and I don't think I wanna." "I'll give you 15 pieces of bubble
gum and he said OK. He's now standing there butt-naked.


"Do pushups on me." "My momma told me not to and I don't think I
wanna." "I'll give you 20 pieces of bubble gum." OK.


Her mom walks in and says, "get off my daughter!" and he says,
"my momma told me not to and I don't think I wanna!"