Two buddies with only $5 between them want to get drunk

My friend told me this joke when I was in middle school about 15 years back so sorry if its already been posted.

So two buddies are sitting on the couch watching TV on a Friday night and they both decide that they should go out drinking, but they're both broke. They both reach in their pockets and together, they only had $5.

**Guy 1:** "Man we only have $5. I have no idea how we're going to get drunk. This is barely enough for a six pack."

**Guy 2:** "Dude I have an idea. Lets go to Walmart and buy a sausage. We'll cut the sausage to look like a penis and you'll put it down your pants. We'll go to a bar, open a new tab, and drink until we're fucked up or they cut us off. Then when they ask us to pay the tab, you'll jump on the bar and whip out the sausage and I'll suck it. They'll kick us out and we won't have to pay the tab."

**Guy 1:** "I don't know...it sounds kind of weird but you know what? It might just be crazy enough to work!"

So the two guys go to Walmart, buy a sausage, go back home, and cut it into the shape of a penis. Guy 1 sticks it down his pants and they head off to their first bar. They open a new tab and the bartender cuts them off the tab reaches $20, demanding that they pay it first before he gives them more drinks. Guy 1 winks at Guy 2, Guy 2 winks back at Guy 1. Guy 1 then jumps on the bar, unzips his pants and pulls out the sausage and Guy 2 starts sucking it. The bartender instantly tells them to get the fuck out the bar and they both go running out without paying their tab.

**Guy 1:** "You're a genius! I didn't think this would work!"

**Guy 2:** "I told you it would work. Lets go to some more bars."

So they go to another bar, drink until the bartender asks them to pay up, and Guy 1 jumps on the bar and pulls out the sausage and Guy 2 starts sucking it. Just like before, the bartender kicks them out and they leave without paying their tab. They decided to press their luck and go to 7 more bars and do the same thing. After bar #9 they decided to call it quits.

**Guy 1:** "Man I still can't believe that worked so many times. I'm drunk enough and super hungry. I think I'm going to eat that sausage, do you want half?"

**Guy 2:** "I'm kind of full but what sausage are you talking about?"

**Guy 1:** "The sausage we bought earlier at Walmart. Did you forget"

**Guy 2:** "Oh THAT sausage! Dude I ate that 5 bars ago!"

EDIT: Formatting