My mom has always assured me that when my dad died in the towers on 9/11, that the image of my face would have been the second last thing going through his head
My mom has always assured me that when my dad died in the towers on 9/11, that the image of my face would have been the second last thing going through his head
The last thing was the ceiling.
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