At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens. ''It opens at noon,'' answers the clerk. About an hour, later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker. ''What time does the bar open?'' he asks. ''Same time as before - noon,'' replies the clerk. Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered. ''Whatjoo shay the bar opins at?'' The clerk then answers, ''It opens at noon, but if you can't wait, I can have room service send something up to you.'' ''No! I don't wanna git in, ah wanna git OUT!''
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