I told her that it's a Seth Rogen movie with Seth Rogen dick jokes. For context, my parents were strict conservatives 20 years ago, refusing to give me and my three siblings the sex talk beyond "it's awesome but only if you're married."
Without missing a beat, she blurted out "You forgot. I've had sex at least ~~three~~ four times"
Turns out, my mommy is the queen of dad jokes. Everybody laughed at the movie. Happy 31st, Scott and Sue.
Edit: four, four. I swear she said four.
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