A newlywed couple purchase a new apartment and decide to break it in by having sex. They quickly discover that the walls are very thin and that the neighbors can hear everything, so they decide to come up with a code phrase to ask eachother if they would like to have sex. They both decide that their new code phrase will be, "Would you like to do some laundry?"
Later that night the husband is feeling frisky so he calmly asks his wife, "Hey sweetie. Would you like to do some laundry?"
In a worn out voice his wife responds, "No thank you honey. I'm too tired. I think I'm just going to go to bed tonight."
The next morning the wife wakes up feeling a bit horny. She rolls over and in a sexy voice she says, "Hey baby. I'm ready to do some of that laundry!"
In a very nonchalant tone, he turns toward her and says "Sorry sweetheart. I already did a load by hand."
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