So me and my mates were discussing people in our workplace.
I said, "I'm no racist but I hate the Polish. The Polish guy at my works only been there for 6 months and he's just been given a promotion ahead of me."
My mate Sid said, "I'm no racist either but I hate the Japanese. Two of them were employed recently and walk around like they own the place, right set of wankers!"
Then my mate Keith said, "I'm no racist but I hate the blacks"
We both interrupted him and said, "That's racist mate!"
and he replied, "No, that's not racist. A racist is a dislike of races and I love the 100 meter hurdles!"
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