A blonde woman competed with a brunette and...


A blonde woman competed with a brunette and a redhead in the Breast Stroke
division of an English Channel swim competition. The brunette came in
first and the redhead was a close second. Much later, the blonde finally
reached shore, completely exhausted. After being revived with blankets and
coffee, she muttered "I don't want to sound like a sore loser, but I think
those other two girls used their arms."

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