In the late ’50s I was working construction, leveling the corner of a house that we had jacked about 4 inches above the ground. One of the jacks slipped and the house came down with a loud bang.
The next thing we knew,
the owner, who was a minister, ran out and looked up at the
sky. “I thought the Lord was coming!” he told us. We all had a good laugh.
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