My mailbox is overflowing, my spam folder and junk folder rival each other in size, and I keep procrastinating on dealing with it...

I believe it was...

"You have reached the end of you free trial membership at...

Why does the...

So that they can see the battle.

A young girl goes...

Her father tells her to be good and not bother the barber or himself while he...

I walked into the...

I walked into the library the other day and asked the librarian if he still...

What is the...

A jellyfish having a wank in a bowl of snot.

Irish Triplets

Murphy's old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come....

Yo Daddy So Bald...

Yo' Daddy so bald,when he wears a turtleneck he looks like a busted condom.

Mike and Evander

Evander goes into a pub, buys a drink and sits at the bar....... In walks...

Difference...

Q: What's the difference between a voyeur and a thief? A: A thief snatches...

What do you call...

A redditor