Her father tells her to be good and not bother the barber or himself while he is getting his haircut and gives her a Twinkie as incentive. The bribe doesn't work and before long the little girl is hovering over them both, asking questions and being a bother all while enjoying her sweet, yellow pastry. The barber, annoyed that he can't do his job properly with this kid in his way, turns to the girl and says, "Hon, your getting a little hair on your Twinkie." The girl looks up at him with a proud smile and says, "Yeah, and I'm growing tits, too."
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